When a woman I want to kiss is wearing an Unknown Pleasures shirt, she’s really laying the symbolism on thick. Nah mean?

wilwheaton:

neil-gaiman:

butcherbilly:

The Post-Punk / New Wave Super Friends by Butcher Billy

Who are your heroes?

Reblogged purely to make Amanda smile.

This is the best thing that was ever made so just turn off the planet now because we can all go home. Thank you, it’s been a great show.

I wrote another stanza. I’m planning for two more on this.

You smell like a storm in Summer,
a respite from the heat.
I’m melting like snow in the sun.
You are winter’s relief.
You are a wind in October;
I tremble like the leaves.
I’ve never known a bloom in Spring
to make my knees this weak.

Tumblr, I need your help with a poem.

I can’t tell if this comes off sexy or creepy. I’m going for sexy. Please inform me if I failed.

I want you in a primal way
That stirs me from my sleep.
I want you in a nervous way
That steals away my speech.
I feel, for you, ferocity
That drives the beasts to feed.
I want to taste viscosity,
My head beneath your sheets.

Movements, graceful and yet lurid,
Instill, in me, a dread
At your laughter livening me
To lure you into bed.
Your steps, delicate and languid,
Show you will not be lead.
Your smile leaves me to languish.
Your lips are warm and red.

Lady Olenna: look everyone's a little bit gay
Tywin: no they fucking aren't
Lady Olenna: well maybe not at Incesterly Rock they're not

Dude, Dessa gave me two hip hop hugs and Aby Wolf gave me a high five and I want to kiss them both all over their glorious talented faces.

I want to be lusted after.

mollycrabapple:

Custom made dress

mollycrabapple:

Custom made dress

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Wicked Clothes presents: the Tri-Blend ’A Woman’s Place’ Shirt!

A woman’s place is in the House and the Senate.

Despite being half of the population, women only make up 18.3% of the United States Congress. That’s a number that certainly needs to increase. Sport this shirt to show your support for current and aspiring women in politics.

On top of being on sale for a limited time, use coupon code ‘1000NOTES’ for an EXTRA 10% off your ENTIRE order! Hurry and order now!

I have no money; someone please buy me this.